The voice of ROCK - Bamboo
The voice of Disney & Broadway - Ms Lea Salonga
The voice of Hiphop & RnB - Apl De Ap
Ngayong na-reveal na ang apat na Coach/Mentors ng "the Voice" Philippines, silipin natin ang listahan ng mga HINDI pumasa bilang coaches sa prestigious na contest na ito.
NORA AUNOR as "The Voice.................................... ng mga tao, hindi baboy RAMO!!! Ang kapatid ko'y tao hindi baboy ramo!!!!!!"
SHARON CUNETA as "the Voice of.............. nom nom nom nom nom."
JOLINA MAGDANGAL as "The Voice of.................... the forgotten"
GRACE POE as "The Voice of ........................ Jejemons POE"
ISKO MORENO & ERAP ESTRADA as "The Voice of ......... Bingo"
ALFREDO LIM as "The Voice of ................Salvage"
MIRIAM SANTIAGO as "The Voice of .............Highblood"
JUAN PONCE ENRILE as "The Voice ................. from the grave"
PING LACSON as "The Voice .................... from the closet (allegedly!!)"
LUCKY MANZANO & JULLIE ANN SAN JOSE as "The Voice of .................the Moon"
VICE GANDA as "The Voice of...................a million murdered songs."
RHIAN RAMOS as "The Voice of................ the children"
SARAH LAHBATI as "The Voice of..................." (naku, hindi natin nalaman, nag-walkout na kasi).
SAM PINTO as "The Voice of.............." <crickets chirping>
KRIS AQUINO as "The Voice of all media.........talking at the same time. Ohaughaughaughaughaugh."
MARIAN RIVERA as "Duh Boys owp Psychology"
COCO MARTIN as "Da Boyth op Impeeneetee"
RUFFA GUTIERREZ as "The Voice of.................mga babaeng boses beckla"
JED MADELA as "The Voice of........... mga becklang boses babae"
JAMBY MADRIGAL as "The Voice of...................all straight, macho WOMEN."
ANGELICA PANGANIBAN as "Ang Voice nya, 'di basta-basta mauubos. Pero ang ka-sexyhan nya, konting konti na lang!"
KIM CHIU as "The Voice of..............Ampalaya"
and of course
YOURS TRULY as "The Voice................ of darkness." Charaught!
Wahehehe! Havey ang mala-ahas na Bosesssss ni Majarot! Et nag-effort ka pa sa pitchur ha!
ReplyDelete#kaLOTka! Nasali na naman ulit ang beauty ko! ahahahaha! Havey itey lovi! Lovi-eett! -NoraASuperstar
ReplyDeleteKairita yung commercial ng ate mo Lovi, puro "POE", parang timang lang POE.
ReplyDeleteHay, agree akels sayo 4:29PM, parang ansarap nilang paluing tatlo dun sa commercial ng kawali. Charaught!!!!
ReplyDeleteKim Chiu as Tinimbang ka Ngunit Kulang. LOL
ReplyDeletePanalo to! Astigs!
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